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Pranks

by Acid Witch

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(Lyrics by Shagrat)

Listen now! The Witch doth speak
To those not interested in the treats
Forlorn with age, the mind does rot
And candy treats they thrill you not...

More maligned for mischief?
I'll teach you now some dirty tricks
For those who seek to cast revenge
For your foes, the fun does end...

(Ch)
Pranks...
When the kidding stops...
That's when the killing starts...
Horrid hi-jinx on Hallow's Eve
Pranks of cruelty...

Start with vulgar cranks on the phone
Call them when they're all alone
Tell them that you're in their house
Then snip the lines so the power's out

Now take that sparking power cord
And wrap it around the knob of the door
So when they go to make an escape
10,000 volts to immolate

Last gasps and rasps from convulsing goo
Just like a bag of flaming poo
And I think you know just what to do
Stomp the face out with your shoe!

How to solve the problem of the body?
Take it to a random Halloween party!
Tell everyone there it's just a prop
That you got it from the costume shop

Dissect and dice up the vital organs
And serve them to the guest as hor' dourves
Anything left now of the corpse?
Leave under the neighbor's porch...

(Ch)
Pranks...
When treats are just a bore...
And you burn for something more...
This wicked witch has jokes in store
Of splattered fucking gore!

(Witch)
One more goof on new born parents
But I don't know If I should share this
Even for a hag, it's quite abhorrent
Cause in their crib you place a rodent
Rabid, starved, a vicious beast
Sic's on flesh, a supple feast
When they come to check on the brat
They only find a well-fed rat!
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Pranks...
When the kidding stops...
That's when the killing starts...
Horrid hi-jinx on Hallow's Eve
Pranks of cruelty...

Pranks...
When treats are just a bore...
And you burn for something more...
This wicked witch has jokes in store
Of splattered fucking gore!

credits

released October 24, 2023
Slasher Dave - Vocals, rhythm guitars, keys
Shagrat - Bass, lyrics, artwork
Magic Mike Tuff - Lead guitar
Phil Warren Comics - Drums

Music Written/Produced/Mixed/Mastered by Slasher Dave
℗ Trick or Treat Music

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Acid Witch Detroit, Michigan

Devil's Night Doom from the dank and depressing depths of Detroit...

Acid Witch Is...
Slasher Dave
Shaggy Shagrat
Phil Warren Comics

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